Toddler Alice

Hey, I guess it was a good thing that I did teach her to walk after all. Now she can take care of potty-duty by herself. Now, if I could just get her to empty it too.

Here's a wonderful photo of Little Alice. I'll have to remember to show this to her boyfriend when she gets older. I know, I'm evil.

Wait a minute. I just realized something. How do I make sure she doesn't hook up with a jerk like me? If someone ever treated her like I used to treat Chloe, I'd have to hand out some serious pain! Ahh, man!