Surprise!

I went back to the doctor to find out what was going on. I explained to him about my sudden cravings for sweets, weight gain, mood swings, my morning sickness, everything.

Even as I described what's happening to me I kept thinking that all of these symptoms sounded so familar. I just couldn't figure out why. Then the doc ran some tests and came back to the examining room with a strange look on his face.

"Mr. Garth? Has anything... unusual... happened to you recently? Anything, um, shall we say, supernatural?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Well, I found some references in a Physician's Guide that match your symptoms to a T. But each of those men had an encounter a few months before. And each of those men were pregnant. By aliens."

"Oh no." I barely remember the rest of the doctor's visit. I was reliving my alien encounter and I knew he was telling the truth. I was going to have a baby. An alien baby.