Kiss Monster

Now that we got rid of the rest of the welcoming committee I'm able to start working my magic on Brandi. I start off slow by telling her the story of the Kiss Monster.

Once upon a time, I was out on a date with sweet Mary Appleblossom. It was the night of our junior prom. The dancehall had gotten so hot we decided to take a walk outside.

As we walked along hand-in-hand, ackwardly stumbling through our conversation, we suddenly heard a noise behind us. A quiet, rustling noise. Sweet Mary froze in her steps. I tried to be brave. I turned slowly to look behind us but there was nothing there.

When I turned back around Mary had a strange gleam in her eyes. I slowly backed away. But she kept creeping closer and closer and closer. (At this point in the story I'm only a few inches from Brandi's face.)

I realized then that was only one thing to do. I had to shock her back to her senses, so I...

**I swoop down and give Brandi a thorough kiss**

And that's how Brandi met the Kiss Monster.